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An extremely large ocelot is regularly made out peeping through trailer windows in Creve Coeur at midnight.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions facing the watcher down by Peoria Mineral Springs before sunrise. Folks assert that this spirit enjoys frightening folks who come searching for spirits in Creve Coeur.
An Iguanodon may repeatedly be seen gazing furiously at the observer at Bessler Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A giant peccary can be perceived frequently screaming at the viewer to leave on the shore of Bessler Lake.
A space alien from the cosmos has now and then been noticed watching cable in a Creve Coeur living room at night.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally seen searching through trash container on a Creve Coeur road.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been seen on several instances
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floating down on Ackerman Creek in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Mercury can now and then be perceived floating in the air like a balloon in Creve Coeur.
The spirit of an elderly woman hauling a pistol was made out sipping blood from a glass by Horseshoe Bottom. The onlooker ran off right after he made out the ghost.
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A woman who lives here argues that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Creve Coeur some decades ago. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you do not want to meet before dawn.
A very large coyote became visible in Alpha Park in the early morning hours before sunrise consuming a cracker.
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Ghost Sightings From Creve Coeur
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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