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The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances staring through trailer windows in Crete late in the night.

The spirit of a female with half her head gone can once in a while be spotted at Deer Lake Dam at night heaving chunks of concrete. In any event, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.

A medusa was witnessed watching cable in a Crete living room around midnight.

An alien tourist from another solar system was spotted browsing through garbage cans on a Crete street.
    
An enormous mare emerged on a Crete street at midnight.

A big creepy giant was noticed hanging in the air like a cloud in Crete.

A giant gemsbok has repeatedly been witnessed by a towering tree in Halsted Woods drinking milk.

A lady having a machete in her head is repeatedly made out looking at a guy slumbering in an armchair in a trailer in Crete.

Napoleon Bonaparte has been noticed on a handful of occasions trying on socks in a Crete flat.
 

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