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These are some lies we made up about Coulterville.
An ET from Venus has frequently been spotted at City Reservoir Dam late at night grasping a cranium.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered dress is regularly spotted appearing in a washroom mirror. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom enjoys startling foolish people who come looking for phantoms in Coulterville. Well, it certainly is a scary phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extraterrestrial from another world can often be witnessed pulling a body from the cold water of Archie Creek in the early morning hours.
A guy with a machete in his head can be observed time and again before dawn gazing across Flat Prairie. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader has sometimes been perceived in the early morning hours running after a passing vehicle on a dark road near Coulterville.
The martian pilot of a UFO is once in a while noticed
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in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A gentleman's body with the head of a dog has purportedly been observed on numerous instances by a person hunting in a forest close to Coulterville. Many residents declare this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Coulterville many years ago. Regardless of what folks express, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Coulterville
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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