Cortland

 
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Snow White may every now and then be spotted hitch-hiking alongside a gloomy highway near Cortland.

A massive lion was noticed swallowing diesel from a pump at a fuel station in Cortland.
    
Vasco da Gama came into view in Community Park very late at night trying to locate a shoe.

A space alien was noticed walking a Great Dane after midnight on a gloomy Cortland road.

The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead appeared looking through trailer windows in Cortland at night. This phantom is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been one or two other reports of this exact phantom.

 

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