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These are some lies we made up about Colona.
The chilling spirit of a Gaul was distinguished destroying a hat down beside the water's edge at Rustic Acres Lake. The phantom didn't mind that there was someone other present. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Colona.
A space invader from outer space is regularly made out at Green River very late at night tossing boulders into the flow.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances concealing a dead body by a large boulder in 17th Street Park before sunrise.
A gigantic alligator can repeatedly be made out in a supermarket in the Colona vicinity.
An extremely large eland has every now and then been noticed trying to dump a body in Bowles Slough on a dark night.
A scary skeleton is from time to time distinguished ascending out of a manhole on a Colona avenue after midnight.
A space alien may sometimes
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be perceived playing a xylophone in a Colona apartment.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been spotted at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen after midnight enjoying the surroundings.
An martian voyager from another planet is repeatedly perceived in a mirror in a Colona trailer; the
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phantom was only to be seen in the mirror.
An ET from the cosmos can frequently be witnessed in a mobile home right next door to Colona.
A shining human figure can be noticed over and over again attempting to grab something in Big Bend State Fish and Wildlife Area quite near the ranger station. One of the residents firmly argues that this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Colona local resident.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been made out trying to find a box by a parked VW in a Colona parking lot after midnight.
A cyclop is every now and then seen in a Colona area shoe store, striding the aisles.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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