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These are some lies we made up about Clifton.
The phantom of a miner was spotted staring at people in a Clifton building through a door crack. When the watcher showed up the phantom ran away. Loads of residents declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Clifton resident.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a gardener came into sight floating along on Prairie Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The arrival of the observer terrified the phantom who then vanished.
A massive mynah bird was observed in a deserted neighborhood in the neighborhood of Clifton.
A space alien from planet Mercury was distinguished trying to flag down cars along a dark road in the neighborhood of Clifton.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is often noticed in Goose Lake Prairie State Park near the park headquarters demolishing a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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