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These are some lies we made up about Clarendon Hills.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship appeared contemplating alongside a deserted road outside Clarendon Hills after midnight.
An alien from planet Pluto was seen terrifying folks in Argonne National Laboratory Reservation around midnight.
A huge parakeet was seen standing by a wild road right next door to Clarendon Hills.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was distinguished by Bull Frog Lake Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
The spirit of an aged lady holding a rifle has regularly been spotted hunting with a spear in Airie Crown Woods before sunrise.
An Anchisaurus is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions in the early morning hours flying over Sundown Meadows.
The ghost of a waitress may repeatedly be observed by Cramer Slough screaming at the observer to beat it.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has sometimes been spotted throwing rocks near the water's edge at Joes
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Pond. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Clarendon Hills a long time ago.
A colossal peccary is now and then distinguished mounted on a motorcycle on a gloomy highway outside Clarendon Hills.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions
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hauling a body from the freezing water of Crooked Creek late in the night.
A pitch black rat that turned into a lady can now and then be noticed in a Clarendon Hills flat. People here who have spotted this spirit declare this spirit takes pleasure in scaring people who are bold enough to upset the calm in Clarendon Hills.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has frequently been perceived strolling by the side of a desolate road in the neighborhood of Clarendon Hills.
A huge kangaroo is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances near the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a young woman clothed as a maid may often be spotted becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of a destitute man may be noticed frequently seated in a beanbag in a home near Clarendon Hills.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has once in a while been noticed grasping a headbone at Chain O'Lakes State Park.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon
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is sometimes seen at midnight hurrying after a passing truck on a murky highway near Clarendon Hills.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarendon Hills
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Ghost Sightings From Clarendon Hills
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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