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These are some lies we made up about Clare.
The terrifying ghost of a Hun has frequently been spotted by Bull Run guzzling milk.
A scary skeleton has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions dragging a corpse through some bushes in Huskie Stadium in the early morning hours.
A shining human figure may regularly be witnessed watching movies in a Clare living room around midnight. In any event, this is an unsympathetic phantom that is rather not disturbed.
A colossal peccary can be spotted time and again going through trash container on a Clare avenue.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has now and then been observed on a Clare avenue late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clare
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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