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An martian tourist from deep space is sometimes made out staring furiously at the bystander beneath a lamppost in Chicago.

Thumbelina has purportedly been observed on many occasions howling at the eye witness to be off in the middle of Bubbly Creek.

The spirit of a grower sporting a straw hat may every now and then be noticed going bananas by Stony Creek. Some of the residents say this ghost may be a recognized yesteryear local of Chicago.

The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has frequently been witnessed wandering from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on a Chicago residential street. It's been declared that this specific ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Chicago resident.

A massive lion is regularly perceived up on the peak of Players Hill piling pieces of wood.

A gargantuan addax is known to have been seen on a small number of instances trashing a bag at Ogden Dam late in the night.

A youthful girl
 
    dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress may frequently be made out climbing a tall tree in Chicago Portage Woods late in the night. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Chicago some time ago. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.

A woman with a blue-green face has every
  so often been witnessed pulling a body over the grass in Abbott Park late at night. If you listen to what the locals claim, this spirit loves frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find spirits in Chicago.

A guy having a sword in his head is sometimes distinguished going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Chicago residence in the early morning hours. No matter what, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into at night.

An ET from deep space is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances gazing at people in a Chicago residence through an air vent.

A guy's body having the head of a bear may occasionally be witnessed hovering by a shady road next to Chicago. No matter what folks express, this is an unfriendly spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.

A colossal ape was seen looking for somebody in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters.

The ghost of a guy holding a sword became visible sending a container at a Chicago
post office. When the witness showed up the ghost escaped. Locals here who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Chicago many years ago. Whichever way, it's a menacing phantom that should be shunned.

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How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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