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These are some lies we made up about Catlin.
An extremely large aoudad has supposedly been made out on many occasions mid stream in Butler Branch gazing crossly at the observer.
A gigantic mare may often be seen going mad down at the water's edge at Clear Pond.
The phantom of a man having names engraved into his forehead can be perceived very often marching through a mobile home in Catlin.
A space alien from Jupiter has from time to time been observed in Central Park late at night carving a hole.
A space alien from another solar system is from time to time seen in Hungry Hollow late in the night piling stones.
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Ghost Sightings From Catlin
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Ghost Sightings From Catlin
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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