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The spirit of a man having half his head lost has every so often been made out by Bowles Slough smoking a pipe.
A beheaded female is every so often seen reading a magazine at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen at night. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
A space man from Saturn is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances in the center of Crow Creek hauling a human skull.
An enormous panther may occasionally be distinguished glugging down gasoline from a pump at a refueling station in Carbon Cliff.
The spirit of a teenage girl has regularly been spotted in Bettendorf Park before sunrise gazing. Residents here who have witnessed this spirit argue this spirit can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Carbon Cliff some time ago.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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