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These are some lies we made up about Capron.
An enormous argali has from time to time been witnessed in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A giant bat is now and then observed at night drifting down Geryune Creek.
A large chilling monster has been perceived on a handful of instances gardening in the yard of a building in Capron.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has regularly been seen by a towering tree in Becks Woods sobbing.
A woman with a moderately translucent body is frequently noticed by an old man hunting in a forest near Capron. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Capron
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Ghost Sightings From Capron
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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