|
| |
Camp Point, Illinois Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Camp Point.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may regularly be perceived in a trailer in Camp Point.
An alien tourist from another world has from time to time been spotted in Bailey Park around midnight going mad.
An Anchisaurus has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions at Columbus Dry Gulch Club Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight tossing stones.
A space man from deep space can every so often be noticed in a Camp Point trailer.
The alien technician of a UFO was seen floating along on Elm Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Camp Point
Submit a lie about Camp Point, Illinois:
Other untruthful towns near Camp Point, Illinois:
Golden, Illinois, 5 miles away
Coatsburg, Illinois, 7 miles away
Clayton, Illinois, 7 miles away
Liberty, Illinois, 8 miles away
La Prairie, Illinois, 9 miles away
Bowen, Illinois, 11 miles away
Loraine, Illinois, 11 miles away
Paloma, Illinois, 11 miles away
Fowler, Illinois, 12 miles away
Augusta, Illinois, 13 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Illinois
|
Ghost Sightings From Camp Point
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
MORE JOKES
|
