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The ghost of a young air force pilot may repeatedly be made out standing by a desolate highway outside Camp Grove. Several of the people here allege this spirit is that of a resident who had a house here in Camp Grove some decades ago. Either way, it indisputably is a scary ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered prom dress has sometimes been made out verbalizing into the air in Hodges Park in the early morning hours.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is sometimes observed being carried by a motorbike on a murky highway near Camp Grove.
An enormous alligator has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions in an apartment in Camp Grove.
An alien from planet Mercury was spotted sniveling by the entrance to Big Bend State Fish and Wildlife Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Grove
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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