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These are some lies we made up about Campbell Hill.
An alien has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances at Branch Creek late at night heaving boulders into the flowing water.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object can occasionally be spotted posting an envelope at a Campbell Hill post office.
A wandering ghost has often been perceived articulating into the night as if someone else was present. No matter what folks say, this is a nasty spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours.
A massive horse is repeatedly noticed walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours on a gloomy Campbell Hill lane.
Aladdin has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions staring through home windows in Campbell Hill before sunrise.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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