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These are some lies we made up about Bushnell.
Vincent van Gogh materialized relaxing at a table in a Bushnell building trying to exclaim something.
An extremely large weasel was witnessed traveling on a pony beside a road near Bushnell.
A partly decayed human body has repeatedly been perceived looking at the vista from the highest spot of Dyers Mound at night.
An extremely large chipmunk has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions at Drowning Fork before sunrise heaving pieces of wood into the flowing water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos may repeatedly be seen facing the witness in Prairie City Park before dawn.
An enormous pig can be observed repeatedly enjoying the panorama at Lake Wildwood Haven Dam after midnight.
A female on fire, grasping a gasoline container has from time to time been spotted tossing rocks in a row boat on Lake Wildwood Haven. One of the folks who live here confidently alleges that this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Bushnell local.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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