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A gigantic oryx was observed in Fuller Lake State Fish And Waterfowl Management Area after midnight going bananas.

The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been distinguished looking at Goat Cliff in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A female with her head amputated is often noticed going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Brussels building at midnight. One of the folks who live here strongly asserts that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Brussels many years ago.
    
A Velociraptor has been observed on one or two occasions glancing over The Cave In before sunrise.

An alien explorer from another galaxy can frequently be distinguished glugging down blood from a bottle in Coon Creek.

 

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