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These are some lies we made up about Brookport.
A very large argali has occasionally been made out searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Brookport trailer around midnight.
An enormous rhinoceros is once in a while seen sitting at the kitchen counter in a Brookport flat.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword has been made out on a small number of instances in Devils Washboard at night hiding a corpse by a big boulder.
A space invader from space can from time to time be witnessed shining a lamp by Crenshaw Creek.
A big creepy beast is frequently made out at Livingston Point very late at night staring down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookport
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Ghost Sightings From Brookport
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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