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These are some lies we made up about Brookfield.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform was made out trying to grab something in the center of Addison Creek. The watcher fled after he made out the ghost.
An ET appeared twinkling a flash light at Lyons Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a guy carrying a bloody machete was made out after midnight glancing across Miller Meadow. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other present. It's been argued that this exact phantom is perhaps the undead phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Brookfield.
An enormous basilisk was seen setting up camp in Airie Crown Woods before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is repeatedly witnessed struggling out from a drain hole on a Brookfield road at night.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling out of Boomerang Slough drenched in
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filth.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned female may often be perceived snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Brookfield. In any case, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien voyager from another galaxy can be spotted over and over again going nuts up on Players Hill.
A space invader from outer space is
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now and then perceived in a Brookfield highschool in the early morning hours staggering the hallways.
The ghost of the driver of a train has supposedly been seen on one or two instances in Aiello Park late at night stacking pieces of wood. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Brookfield person who lived here.
A space invader may sometimes be distinguished in a flat close to Brookfield.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has regularly been seen searching for a photo at Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A very large mustang is regularly noticed searching for a book next to a parked Ford in a Brookfield parking lot on a dark night.
A space invader from deep space has been distinguished on a few occasions in a Brookfield area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
A female with no head may be noticed often verbalizing into the thin air late in the night by a road sign in Brookfield. Regardless of what folks state, it's a scary spirit that
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is rather not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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