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These are some lies we made up about Broadview.
An alien from outer space has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions by Addison Creek reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement outfit can repeatedly be made out flying across Miller Meadow in the early morning hours.
An enormous snake can be seen time and again weeping at Lyons Dam very late at night.
A space alien has occasionally been witnessed peeking through trailer windows in Broadview around midnight.
A gigantic capybara is occasionally noticed in Airie Crown Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing a big tree.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions trying to grip something up on the top of Players Hill. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Broadview local.
An extremely large vicuna can from time to time
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be seen going through trash container on a Broadview street.
An alien explorer from another planet was seen reflecting in Aiello Park late in the night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a huge white beard showed up hanging in the air like a blimp in Broadview. When the watcher came into view the ghost fled.
A space invader from
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another planet was seen looking at a man snoozing on the floor in a residence in Broadview.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head showed up in a restaurant in the Broadview neighborhood. The arrival of the witness startled the spirit who then disappeared.
A space invader was distinguished at the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor looking furiously at the eye witness.
A very large cat has repeatedly been made out trying on socks in a Broadview residence.
A massive wolverine is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Broadview.
An alien explorer from another planet can frequently be made out by Chain O'Lakes State Park scraping out a crack.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head may be distinguished repeatedly playing a song on a harpsichord in a Broadview home. Locals here say that this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Broadview long ago.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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