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These are some lies we made up about Brimfield.
A space man from the cosmos may occasionally be spotted very late at night soaring across Quail Meadow.
A gargantuan eland was made out floating along on Clark Branch late in the night.
A space invader came into sight in Jubilee College State Park at night devouring an apple.
An army outfit marching about devoid of a body in it was noticed gazing at the water by Chippewa Estates Dam late in the night. There are many stories on the subject of this spirit in the area. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be left alone.
An martian voyager from another world appeared in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Coal Hollow in detail.
The spirit of a civil war soldier was made out at the stroke of midnight running after a passing pickup on a shady road near Brimfield. Several reports of this ghost have been described. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that is preferably not upset.
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Chupacabra has regularly been perceived in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Brimfield
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Ghost Sightings From Brimfield
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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