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These are some lies we made up about Brighton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has been said to have been perceived on several occasions emerging in a mirror.
An extremely large gila monster can be perceived frequently at Alton Twin Lakes South Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking for a photo.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been perceived fly fishing from the water's edge of Alton Twin Lakes South Lake on a dark night.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived smoking a cigar by Honeycut Branch.
A beheaded woman has purportedly been noticed on several occasions dragging a body through some bushes in Adams Park late at night. Some of the locals allege this phantom is the struggling spirit of a former Brighton local person. One thing's for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
A space invader from Pluto was seen late at night rushing after a passing pickup
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on a dark highway next to Brighton.
A gargantuan tapir emerged mowing the lawn in the side yard of a building in Brighton.
The spirit of a teen girl was perceived by a guy camping at a campground close to Brighton. There are further testimonies concerning this ghost in the vicinity.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone
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was observed taking a rest in a beanbag in a trailer in Brighton. Numerous sightings of this spirit have been reported. It's been declared that this precise phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Brighton many years ago. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that is preferably not disturbed.
A body with a skeleton face in murky robes was made out attempting to seize something by a lamppost in Brighton. Many folks in close proximity have had identical sightings with the same spirit.
An ET from another solar system has repeatedly been spotted meditating quite near Castlewood State Park.
A giant newt is regularly noticed strolling from apartment to apartment at midnight on a Brighton residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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