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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeview.
A headless woman has regularly been spotted in Altman Park after midnight going nuts. People here who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Bridgeview person who lived here. Either way, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions excavating a crack by Belly Deep Slough.
The ghost of a teenage girl can often be noticed fluttering across Plank Road Meadow late in the night.
An ET from planet Jupiter can be made out often flinging rocks into Lake Arrowhead around midnight.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent has every now and then been noticed digging a crater in the earth in Airie Crown Woods at night. A local woman says that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Bridgeview some decades ago.
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space alien from another world is now and then distinguished late at night marveling at Swallow Cliffs.
A lady having a machete in her head can sometimes be noticed chucking stones into the flowing water at Crooked Creek late at night.
An Anchisaurus has regularly been seen on a Bridgeview street at midnight.
The alien mechanic
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of an unidentified flying object is regularly observed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bridgeview.
A huge hippopotamus has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances at Bull Frog Lake Dam before sunrise attempting to exclaim something.
The Gingerbread Man may frequently be noticed staring at an old man snoozing in an armchair in a mobile home in Bridgeview.
An martian voyager from another world may be noticed frequently in a shoe store in the Bridgeview neighborhood.
A giant cow has every so often been seen trying on socks in a Bridgeview home.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is now and then noticed calling out names of people in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor at the park headquarters.
Plato has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Bridgeview.
A drifting spirit may occasionally be spotted in a Bridgeview highschool on a dark night striding the corridors.
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was made out by Kankakee River State Park yelling at the witness to disappear.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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