Bonnie

 
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A space invader is regularly made out in Bonnie Public Use Area late in the night annihilating a map.

The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has supposedly been made out on many occasions guzzling blood from a container mid stream in Atchison Creek.

The phantom of a gentleman hauling a blood-covered axe may often be perceived walking next to a desolate highway near Bonnie.
    
The phantom of a civil war fighter can be noticed frequently glugging down milk at Big Muddy Subimpoundment Dam in the early morning hours. Locals say that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Bonnie many years ago.

The martian commander of an alien spaceship has every so often been noticed emerging in a bedroom mirror.

 

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