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These are some lies we made up about Bondville.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer may be spotted frequently reading a pamphlet by Copper Slough.
The ghost of a dreadfully scorched female has now and then been seen trying on shoes in a Bondville building.
An martian tourist from the cosmos is now and then made out at Lake of the Woods Dam on a dark night enjoying the view.
A space alien from planet Mercury can sometimes be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Bondville.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was noticed on the water's edge of Clear Lake struggling to state something.
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Ghost Sightings From Bondville
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Ghost Sightings From Bondville
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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