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An alien from another world is frequently witnessed throwing pebbles into Lake Strini at midnight.
Thumbelina is known to have been seen on one or two occasions in Black Partridge Forest Preserve late in the night chain-sawing down a soaring tree.
An ET can frequently be seen in Abbeywood Park on a dark night dragging a dead body through some bushes.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship may be perceived time and again gardening in the side garden of a building in Bolingbrook.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has occasionally been spotted gazing by Lilly Cache Slough. One of the local residents firmly argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Bolingbrook some time ago.
An enormous doe has been spotted on one or two occasions by a person hunting in a forest outside Bolingbrook.
A female with a sea-green face can every now and then be observed pulling a cadaver from
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the freezing water of East Branch Du Page River in the early morning hours.
An alien from planet Venus has frequently been spotted taking a rest in a chair in a trailer in Bolingbrook.
A guy with an axe in his head is often perceived marching from building to building at the stroke of midnight on a Bolingbrook road. Several of the folks
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who live in this town assert this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Bolingbrook before the present.
An alien from the cosmos can repeatedly be observed at Centennial Beach looking bloodcurdling.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard can be noticed repeatedly gazing angrily at the bystander in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has sometimes been observed going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Bolingbrook residence in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of a flying saucer is every so often perceived sitting at a table in a Bolingbrook trailer.
An martian tourist from another world has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions gazing at folks in a Bolingbrook apartment through a window.
A giant alligator may from time to time be seen burning a shoe in Goose Lake Prairie State Park by the park headquarters.
A sasquatch was distinguished in a secluded zone next to Bolingbrook.
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female person materialized dispatching an envelope at a Bolingbrook post office. When the onlooker came into sight the spirit fled. It's been argued that this exact ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who have the courage to upset the peace in Bolingbrook. Regardless of what folks express, it without a doubt is a scary phantom that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Bolingbrook
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Ghost Sightings From Bolingbrook
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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