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These are some lies we made up about Bismarck.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can every so often be noticed heaving rocks into the current at Jordan Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader has regularly been distinguished in Jaycees Park at night dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
An extremely large wombat is frequently witnessed searching through trash container on a Bismarck residential road.
The ghost of a guy hauling a bloody machete has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions floating in the air like a helium balloon in Bismarck.
A military uniform strolling around with no body in it can regularly be witnessed looking at an old woman slumbering in a bed in a home in Bismarck. In any event, it undoubtedly is a frightening spirit that you would not want to run into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bismarck
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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