Bethany

 
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A space invader from planet Mars is sometimes seen dragging a corpse from the cold water of Brush Creek late in the night.

A space alien from another solar system is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions shifting orbs about in West Okaw River State Fish and Wildlife Management Area at midnight.

Plato may every now and then be noticed taking in the scenery at Elim Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
A gargantuan raccoon was seen performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Bethany residence.

The martian commander of an alien spaceship materialized in a Bethany school at midnight staggering the halls.

 

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