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These are some lies we made up about Berkeley.
The Mothman has regularly been made out raking leaves in the side yard of a residence in Berkeley.
A young girl dressed in a bloody dress is regularly spotted cutting down a big tree in Bemis Woods North in the early morning hours before sunrise. Loads of residents argue this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Berkeley local. Anyhow, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
A space invader has allegedly been distinguished on many instances in Babe Ruth Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a body by a sizeable boulder.
A gargantuan boar may often be distinguished mid stream in Addison Creek trying to find something.
An alien tourist from another planet may be perceived over and over again sniveling in a wooden boat on Lake O'Hare.
A lady with a green face has occasionally been seen taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in Berkeley. In any event, this is an intimidating
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ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours.
A gentleman with a knife in his head has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions fluttering over Miller Meadow after midnight.
The phantom of a delivery man may from time to time be seen wandering from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Berkeley street.
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feminine body was spotted enjoying the panorama at Lyons Dam on a dark night. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being distinguished. Residents who have observed this ghost declare this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Berkeley before the present.
A colossal bison showed up searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Berkeley house late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Berkeley
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Ghost Sightings From Berkeley
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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