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An extraterrestrial from outer space has frequently been witnessed being in a forsaken manor in Bensenville.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently noticed facing the viewer in Andrews Park on a dark night.
A large creepy spirit has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Bensenville.
The phantom of a young man sporting a confederate uniform can often be noticed at night staring across Elk Pasture.
The ghost of a strapped up man can be seen very frequently in a flat in Bensenville.
An martian explorer from another solar system is every so often noticed piling pieces of wood by Crystal Creek.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions in a raft on Axehead Lake gulping blood from a container.
The phantom of a youthful female soaked in blood has frequently been witnessed climbing a soaring
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tree in Algonquin Woods late at night. A lot of residents argue this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Bensenville.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly witnessed downing paint at Lake Kadijah Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost
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of an elderly witch has supposedly been seen on a few instances in a Bensenville residence.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can be seen very often showing up in a closet mirror.
A woman's body having a pig's head has occasionally been spotted seated on a sofa in a trailer close to Bensenville. Residents here who have seen this spirit assert this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Bensenville local.
A gentleman with the head of a beast has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances by Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor holding a headbone. People here claim that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Bensenville a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can every so often be seen in the rear seat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
The alien commander of a flying saucer was perceived staring in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the park headquarters.
A giant elk was
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seen cutting grass in the side garden of a mobile home in Bensenville.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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