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These are some lies we made up about Benld.
The ghost of a grower in a worn hat is regularly witnessed yelling in the center of Bear Creek.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances looking at Columbia Quarry Lake Dam at night.
A space man from Saturn may repeatedly be perceived nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Benld.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be spotted very frequently in Shady Oak Park late in the night hauling a body over the grass.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is from time to time perceived performing a song on a guitar in a Benld home.
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Ghost Sightings From Benld
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Ghost Sightings From Benld
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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