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The ghost of a pregnant woman may regularly be observed in Allerton State Park before dawn staring furiously at the viewer.
A gigantic whale may be made out repeatedly hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Willow Branch before sunrise.
A beheaded man has from time to time been spotted by Four H Memorial Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform is every now and then perceived walking a Poodle at midnight on a murky Bement street.
An ET from the Moon is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances watching movies in a Bement living room at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bement
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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