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These are some lies we made up about Belvidere.
A very large springbok has been observed on numerous occasions watching cable in a Belvidere living room on a dark night.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has regularly been spotted hauling a corpse over rocks in Belvidere Municipal Park late at night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions flinging chunks of concrete into County Lake very late at night.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be witnessed enjoying the landscape at Candlewick Lake Dam on a dark night.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be noticed repeatedly floating along Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a bloody machete is occasionally observed on a Belvidere street at midnight.
An extremely large weasel is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Belvidere.
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military uniform wandering about without a body in it can from time to time be made out staring at a woman sleeping on a futon in a trailer in Belvidere.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was noticed trying on a jacket in a Belvidere flat.
A space man from planet Pluto came into view near the entrance to Castle Rock State
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Park screaming at the observer to leave.
A very large wolf was perceived crawling out from a drain hole on a Belvidere lane late at night.
A space man from deep space came into view in Ice Age National Scenic Trail at the park headquarters flinging bricks.
The spirit of a seriously burned woman was witnessed playing a song on a guitar in a Belvidere flat. Several reports of this ghost have been described.
The ghost of a guy having the sign of the devil etched into his cheek is regularly seen in a Belvidere highschool after midnight wandering the halls.
The ghost of a train driver has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions in a residence near Belvidere. People here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Belvidere a long time ago.
A woman lacking a head can often be seen searching for a glove beneath a parked car in a Belvidere parking lot around midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a cord around her neck can be made out
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time and again swallowing motor oil at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Belvidere.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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