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These are some lies we made up about Bellwood.
The ghost of a zinc-miner was perceived struggling out from a manhole on a Bellwood street very late at night. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the air. Regardless of what people utter, this is a horrible ghost that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been made out tossing pieces of wood into the current at Addison Creek after midnight.
A female with a partially transparent body is repeatedly spotted hunting with a bow and arrow in Bemis Woods North very late at night. It has been said that this individual ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Bellwood many years ago.
An ET from space has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions glancing over Miller Meadow in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be noticed over and over again looking furiously at the witness on the water's edge
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of Lake O'Hare. According to what the residents argue, this ghost could be a recognized days gone by local of Bellwood.
The spirit of an aged guy with a huge white mustache has once in a while been made out gazing at the water by Lyons Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer is occasionally distinguished nosing
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around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Bellwood.
A giant ocelot has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances performing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Bellwood building.
A space alien from Saturn may sometimes be made out hiding a cadaver by a big rock in Amundsen Park late at night.
A Megalosaurus is regularly seen in a mirror in a Bellwood mobile home; the spirit was only visible in the mirror.
A huge chimpanzee can regularly be seen in a house close to Bellwood.
A space man from outer space may be seen very frequently in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
A massive peccary has occasionally been perceived in a Bellwood area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
An extremely large jaguar is occasionally observed hauling a cranium in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Bellwood.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a military outfit has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances at
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Chain O'Lakes State Park sniveling. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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