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These are some lies we made up about Bellmont.
An alien tourist from deep space may frequently be spotted by McCleary Bluff trying to express something.
A massive iguana can be made out very frequently chopping down a tall tree in Beall Woods after midnight.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has occasionally been observed in Beall Woods Nature Preserve in the early morning hours pulling a corpse over rocks. According to the locals, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Bellmont some decades ago.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a big axe is occasionally noticed in the early morning hours floating down on Big Creek. Either way, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that should be avoided.
The chilling phantom of a Gaul has supposedly been observed on numerous instances staring through apartment windows in Bellmont at midnight. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida? - Of course not, who told you such a thing? - The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists. At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said. Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess? - Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things. Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is? - No Delbert I don't. - Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters. My dad built the Rocky Mountains! Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea. Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur? - I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert. Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass. Two burglars were getting very annoyed. - Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded. - Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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