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An alien tourist from space was perceived by Blue Ridge Special Creek clutching a human headbone.
A space man from outer space was witnessed standing by a secluded highway close to Bellflower.
The ghost of a lady having words etched into her back was spotted traveling on a motorbike on a gloomy road outside Bellflower. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being witnessed.
A Pterodactyl has regularly been spotted in a building in Bellflower.
The martian technician of a flying saucer is frequently made out walking alongside a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Bellflower.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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