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These are some lies we made up about Belleville.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has now and then been noticed watching TV in a Belleville living room late at night.
The phantom of a young Indian warrior is once in a while spotted searching through trash cans on a Belleville lane.
An ET can sometimes be perceived in Dutch Hollow late in the night startling people.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship was perceived yelling names in a motor boat on Inez Lake.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos showed up soaring over Ridge Prairie around midnight.
Vasco da Gama was seen on a Belleville lane late in the night.
An alien from planet Neptune became visible in Belle-Clair Speedway after midnight going bananas.
An ET from another planet was spotted looking at an old man sleeping in a bed in a residence in Belleville.
A very large rabbit was made out stacking boulders at Bauers Lake Dam very late at night.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack grasping
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a sizeable axe has repeatedly been distinguished on the top of Clarks Mound on a dark night looking at the view. Locals declare that this spirit is the stressed soul of a former Belleville local person.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is regularly observed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Little Canteen Creek at midnight.
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menacing skeleton may often be witnessed in a restaurant in the Belleville area.
A huge marten can be witnessed very frequently trying on a jacket in a Belleville building.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has from time to time been spotted in Castlewood State Park near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is occasionally witnessed struggling up from a manhole on a Belleville lane in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Belleville some time ago. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is preferably not upset.
A massive ermine has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions musicalizing on a guitar in a Belleville residence.
An ET from the Moon can now and then be observed in a Belleville secondary school around midnight marching the halls.
A sizeable terrifying monster has often been noticed in a mirror in
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a Belleville flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
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Ghost Sightings From Belleville
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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