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A female with an axe in her head was seen staring at the vista from the summit of Lowry Hill after midnight. When the phantom was made out it disappeared into the night.
A space man was observed in Goose Creek reading a pamphlet.
A Tyrannosaurus has repeatedly been spotted guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Belle Rive.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is regularly observed conversing into the air as if somebody else was present.
A massive panda has supposedly been made out on a few occasions walking a Great Dane late in the night on a shadowy Belle Rive street.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Rive
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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