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These are some lies we made up about Belknap.
A man having a knife in his head has often been observed on the apex of Hairy Hill late in the night glancing at the sight.
A colossal raccoon is frequently spotted in Cache River State Natural Area very late at night dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
A man's body having the head of a dog is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances by Little Black Slough reading a magazine.
A centaur may repeatedly be witnessed heading a lead exploration of George Bluff to a troop of ghosts before dawn.
A womanly shape can be seen often tossing stones into the flow at Bear Branch on a dark night. One thing is for sure, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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