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These are some lies we made up about Beecher.
An ET from space was witnessed in Balmoral Park Race Track late at night burying a cadaver by a big rock.
An incredibly terrifying ghost has often been spotted late at night chasing a passing Toyota on a shadowy highway near Beecher.
Socrates is frequently seen in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver observing the spirit in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large beard and a wooden right leg is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances by an old woman camping at a campground near Beecher.
The ghost of an elderly woman hauling a firearm can regularly be noticed resting on a couch in a building in Beecher. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you would not want to come across before sunrise.
The alien crew member of a UFO has occasionally been observed near the entrance to Kankakee River State Park digging an outlet.
An martian tourist from
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another planet is occasionally perceived in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters destroying a hat.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief may every now and then be distinguished wandering from residence to residence around midnight on a Beecher avenue. No matter what, it's a frightening phantom that any
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reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gargantuan hyena has often been witnessed having a seat at the dining table in a Beecher apartment.
A space invader from outer space is repeatedly witnessed looking at folks in a Beecher apartment through a peephole.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been observed on several instances in a secluded place right next door to Beecher.
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Ghost Sightings From Beecher
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Ghost Sightings From Beecher
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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