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A Velociraptor emerged gazing over Santa Fe Bottoms late at night.
The spirit of a teen girl showed up crawling out of Big Swan Lake covered in dirty water very late at night. The ghost did not seem to be agonized by the onlookers.
A space man from planet Mercury was spotted by Beaver Creek appearing terrifying.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there was made out staggering from house to house at midnight on a Beckemeyer residential street. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness. People who have observed this ghost declare this ghost may well be a well-known days gone by native of Beckemeyer.
A body with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes has regularly been noticed relaxing at a table in a Beckemeyer house.
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Ghost Sightings From Beckemeyer
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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