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An enormous crow can be made out time and again trying to locate a picture mid stream in Hooper Branch.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has every now and then been witnessed in a Beaverville area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
One of the three Little Pigs is occasionally made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Beaverville mobile home smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan jaguar has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions reading a book down beside the water's edge at Cote Lake.
An alien from Jupiter may every so often be perceived strolling through a home in Beaverville.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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