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These are some lies we made up about Beason.
An extraterrestrial from space has often been noticed flashing a lantern in Chestnut-Beason Park at midnight.
A man devoid of a head is often observed staring at a man sleeping on a mattress in a home in Beason. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that any sound person would not want to bump into.
A very large kid has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at Clear Creek around midnight heaving rocks into the water.
One of the three Little Pigs can repeatedly be spotted fishing from the water's edge of Pine Lake on a dark night.
A massive koodoo may be noticed repeatedly in a shoe store in the Beason area.
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Ghost Sightings From Beason
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Ghost Sightings From Beason
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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