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A large scary dragon has from time to time been seen in Art Zeeck Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a body across the ground.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is now and then observed swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Beardstown.
An extremely large springbok may from time to time be spotted terrifying folks down next to the water at Muscooten Bay.
An alien was observed shuffling orbs around by Boujan Swale.
A colossal tapir emerged hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Coal Creek on a dark night.
A black as coal cat that shape-shifted into a woman materialized discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was there. There have been numerous descriptions concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. People here who have observed this spirit argue this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Beardstown local resident. One thing is for sure, it is certainly a scary ghost
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that you don't want to encounter late at night.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was made out walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a dark Beardstown residential street.
An ET from another world was noticed going bananas in Anderson Lake State Park near the ranger station.
The spirit of a down-and-out man has
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repeatedly been made out watching TV in a Beardstown living room late at night. Well, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A giant guanaco has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions on a Beardstown avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a young cowboy can frequently be witnessed gazing at a person sleeping on a mattress in a trailer in Beardstown. Folks allege that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Beardstown before the present.
A creepy being may be noticed over and over again trying on clothes in a Beardstown mobile home. A local declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Beardstown. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic hare has every now and then been perceived nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Beardstown.
An Icthyosaurus is sometimes made out in a Beardstown secondary school in the early morning hours pacing the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Beardstown
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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