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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
A very large monkey has often been spotted reading a newsletter at the entrance to Anderson Lake State Park.
A space alien is repeatedly seen seeking a person in Anderson Lake State Conservation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady is known to have been made out on a small number of instances in a wild place in close proximity to Bath. According to what the people who live here allege, this phantom may be a distinguished past inhabitant of Bath. No matter what people exclaim, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space may regularly be distinguished beside the water at Jeps Hole staring.
A gargantuan basilisk may be distinguished very often trying to get cars to stop by the side of a murky highway in close proximity to Bath.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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