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These are some lies we made up about Batchtown.
A space invader was perceived by Church Slough glugging down chlorine.
A man with a big hole through his chest emerged in Dixon Hollow at midnight smoking a cigar. The ghost waved to the eye witness.
The alien commander of a flying saucer was observed in Batchtown State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a tabloid.
A man with the head of a devil was observed carrying a human skull beside Cave Spring very late at night. The spirit was ingested by the air after being made out.
A partially decayed human cadaver has regularly been noticed sobbing up on the apex of Bobtail Hill. One of the folks who live here decisively argues that this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Batchtown in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Batchtown
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Ghost Sightings From Batchtown
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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