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These are some lies we made up about Batavia.
A Pteranodon is regularly made out seated on a sofa in a home in Batavia.
A colossal ox can regularly be made out slurping blood from a jar by a streetlight in Batavia.
A space man from planet Jupiter can be seen very frequently staggering from house to house before sunrise on a Batavia road.
The phantom of an eight feet high enormous person has sometimes been spotted guzzling root beer between the shrubs of Big Woods. One thing is for certain, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young girl is now and then seen browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Batavia home at night. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from another galaxy has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions gazing at the water by Aurora Dam in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial commander
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of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can every now and then be seen in a boat on Lake Law trying to find a man.
A form with a skeleton face having on murky robes was perceived weeping by East Run. Several folks in the vicinity have had equivalent events involving the same ghost.
A colossal parrot became visible in Aurora West County Forest
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Preserve at night dragging a dead body over the grass.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was spotted relaxing at a table in a Batavia mobile home.
A massive crocodile came into view in a deserted place outside Batavia.
A lady with a sword in her head was witnessed hovering by a murky road close to Batavia. This phantom is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of additional accounts of this exact phantom.
An extremely large duckbill was observed thinking at the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior has regularly been perceived sending a letter at a Batavia post office. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An alien from another world is frequently spotted calling people's names in Chain O'Lakes State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An ET can often be distinguished gulping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Batavia.
The ghost of
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a plane pilot can be made out frequently walking a Saint Bernard late at night on a shady Batavia residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Batavia
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Ghost Sightings From Batavia
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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