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These are some lies we made up about Bartlett.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a rope around her neck was perceived marching from home to home late at night on a Bartlett road. The eye witness was frightened and escaped. Lots of locals allege this ghost may well be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Bartlett.
A man with no head is often distinguished pitching a tent in Mallard Lake County Forest Preserve before sunrise. Folks who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local who used to reside here in Bartlett.
A massive lamb has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Bartlett building at night.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand can frequently be seen flinging pieces of wood into Island Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what folks utter, this is a horrible phantom that is rather not interrupted.
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ghost of an aged female hauling a gun can be made out frequently dragging a dead body from the chilly water of East Branch Poplar Creek at night. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that you do not want to bump into after midnight.
The ghost of a waitress has occasionally been spotted relaxing at a coffee table in a Bartlett mobile
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home. Local people declare that this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Bartlett person who lived here. Well, it is certainly a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions creeping out of Bluff Spring Fen drenched in filth in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has frequently been perceived scraping out a crack in Abrahamsen Park on a dark night. One of the locals confidently alleges that this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Bartlett some decades ago. In any event, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic reindeer is frequently perceived gazing at people in a Bartlett building through a door crack.
A pitch black rat that turned into a female has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances in a wild zone near Bartlett. Some people say this spirit likes startling foolish people who come seeking spirits in Bartlett.
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spirit of a homeless man may regularly be observed trying to flag down cars beside a shady highway outside Bartlett.
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Ghost Sightings From Bartlett
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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