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The phantom of a youthful female dressed in a bloody wedding gown has occasionally been seen in the early morning hours drifting down Beaver Creek.
A beheaded woman is occasionally witnessed hauling a skull down next to the water's edge at Grass Lake. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from space has been seen on a small number of instances at midnight fluttering across Santa Fe Bottoms.
A space man may every so often be noticed looking at the water by Greenville Old City Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed by Big Swan Lake flickering a light.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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