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These are some lies we made up about Barstow.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has allegedly been made out on several occasions staring at the water by Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Fourteen in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her chest may now and then be noticed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Barstow home at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a bound up woman was noticed late at night crawling out of Bowles Slough covered in mud. This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a few other reports of this individual ghost.
An alien explorer from space materialized sitting at the dining table in a Barstow trailer.
A very large bison was observed pulling a body from the ice cold water of Crow Creek at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Barstow
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Ghost Sightings From Barstow
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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